Governmental Humor
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don’t we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200
years, and we’re not using it anymore.
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Godfather said,
April 30, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Ours is too long for anyone. They are really looking for something that can be used in a sound-bite or at least help during an election!
Good stuff
Godfather (theslowbleed.com)