Good News Bad News Joke
A machine operator comes home from the factory and tells his wife:
“Honey, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good
news: I got $25,000.00 severance pay!”
His wife said: “$25,000.00 in severance pay? That’s great! Now,
what’s the bad news?”
He said: “Wait till you hear what was severed!”
