This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back. “That’s not so much”, says the doctor. “Yes, but [...]
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a [...]
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie. The genie grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home — and poof!, he is back home. The second guy wishes the same thing — and poof!, he is gone too. The [...]
baptist said,
May 1, 2009 at 9:08 pm
hi