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Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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Famous Quotes- Famous Shakespeare Quote July 11, 2009The miserable have no other medicine but only hope. –William Shakespeare, Act III, Scene I, Measure for Measurequotes
- Quotes on Happiness July 9, 2009It doesn’t interest me how old you are, I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. Oriah Mountain Dreamerquotes
- Quotes – Happines July 8, 2009The road to happiness lies in two simple principles: find what it is that interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it, put your whole soul into it — every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have. John D. Rockefeller III Let everyone sweep in front of his [...]quotes
- Famous Quotes – Learn July 6, 2009Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun. Mary Lou Cookquotes
- Famous Quotes on Learning July 5, 2009“Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.” Mahatma Gandhiquotes
- Famous Shakespeare Quote July 11, 2009
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- Buddha Sayings July 11, 2009Those who, relying upon themselves only, not looking for assistance to anyone besides themselves, it is they who will reach the top-most height. Buddha Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Sayings – Friends July 9, 2009It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. Euripedes Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Famous Sayings July 8, 2009“We will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence fo our friends”Martin Luther King Jr. ” A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for? “ Robert Browning Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Plato Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings […]quotes
- Famous Sayings on Children July 6, 2009Take care of your children, children sadly, bring in more money, in prostitution, and are easy targets for the pimps. -Rosie Cash Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Famous Sayings – Children July 5, 2009Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad. -W. C. Fields Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Buddha Sayings July 11, 2009
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- Famous Abraham Lincoln Quotes July 11, 2009“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincolnquotes
- Famous Quotes July 9, 2009” A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for? “ Robert Browning Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Platoquotes
- Famous Martin Luther King Quote July 8, 2009“We will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence fo our friends” Martin Luther King Jr.quotes
- Famous Quote of the Day – How to Live July 6, 2009There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly Sillsquotes
- Quote of the Day – How to Live July 5, 2009“That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.” Henry David Thoreauquotes
- Famous Abraham Lincoln Quotes July 11, 2009
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- Funny Boyfriend Joke July 12, 2009New Boyfriend One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Sale Joke July 10, 2009Sale “I see you went crazy at the big summer clearance sale,” Wanda... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Cowboy Jokes July 8, 2009Cowboy rules for: Arizona, Texas , Colorado , Oklahoma , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah ,... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Lost Homework Joke July 6, 2009Lost Homework Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong.... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Economy Joke July 5, 2009The top 12 signs the economy is bad 12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Boyfriend Joke July 12, 2009
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- Funny Jokes July 11, 2009Can't Sleep The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep. Doctor: 'Oh! Don't you sleep at night?' Civil servant: 'Yes, IDavid Kaplan
- Funny Jokes July 11, 2009Fun Activities for the Pool - Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board. - Laugh at fat people in swimsuits. - Tell people you saw the lifeguardDavid Kaplan
- FW: garden! July 9, 2009A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighborTom F
- Funny Jokes - #9 June 22, 2009http://virl.com/cleanjokes A man going to a bar to meet his friend, while he was going in he noticed two women looking at him and one said "Nine." He walkedVictor Baker
- Fwd: Fw: Geography of Women June 21, 2009GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (Funny One) Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is likePalani Raj
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