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December 20, 2006 at 10:44 pm (Blonde, Blonde Jokes, Blondes, Christmas, Christmas Humor, Christmas Jokes, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Holiday Humor, Holiday Jokes, Holidays, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, joke)

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,

“I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”

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