Funny Jokes – Superstition

December 18, 2006 at 10:29 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Superstition)

Funny Jokes – Superstition

Don’t you know it’s bad luck to be superstitious?

I thank my lucky stars I’m not superstitious!

Superstition, n. – Another person’s religion

HEALTH FOOD
2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root
1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. – That antibiotic doesn’t work anymore.
Here, eat this root

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1 Comment

  1. Chilli said,

    HAHAH!!! you suck

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