How to avoid the flu
How to avoid the flu
Swine Flu Jokes
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the
elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So……
I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery
in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell
jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it,
if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!
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April 27, 2009 at 8:43 am
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Marie Santander said,
April 30, 2009 at 2:47 am
I phoned my doctor to get some info on swine flu but the line was very poor.
All I got was crackling.
How did the pig get to the top of the tower? The swine flew…
andy said,
April 30, 2009 at 7:58 am
“The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.”
“Apparently my mate’s got Swine Flu, I think he’s just telling porkies, though.”
“Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly.”
“So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humour?”
graybomeister said,
April 30, 2009 at 9:30 am
There are meds available if you are concerned
http://heavyhats.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/swine-flu-meds
Matthew said,
April 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
You know you have the swine flu when:
You wake up with an apple in your mouth
Matthew said,
April 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
You know you have the swine flu when:
You get invited to a luau only to be buried in the sand
Matthew said,
April 30, 2009 at 2:26 pm
You know you have the swine flu when:
Rummaging through you compost pile is happening around meal time
Taylor Marek said,
May 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
HAHA! That’s HILARIOUS!
Eric Schulman said,
May 2, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Watch out, it’s the aporkalypse. A total hamthrax snoutbreak!
Kun said,
May 3, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Pigs may fly, but Swine Flu!
A. K. Green said,
May 6, 2009 at 10:11 am
Want to know what is the last stage of swine flue? Check out: http://write.cuscusnectar.com/uncategorized/the-last-stage-of-swine-flu/
Fancy Dress Code said,
May 8, 2009 at 8:34 am
It was once sarcastically said that America would have a black president when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama’s presidency…….. Swine Flu!